How to Assassinate the President

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July 2011

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#almost famous #favorite

June 2011

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#wristcutters: a love story
Jun 30, 2011
#the fault in our stars #john green #cover
Jun 30, 2011
#itunes #derp
Death Cab and Weezer

That’s all I need for the rest of my life. 

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#really #appreciation 10
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Appreciation #9: People who reply to my faceswap

Seriously, whenever I’m bored, I go through the reblogs and read the replies when people add them. Some of them are so funny… for example, one person said “I have the weirdest boner” which made me almost choke on my sandwich and burst into laughter.
I’m pretty sure I’ve read them all by now, and I think the notes are starting to die down. I guess my 15 minutes of stupid tumblr fame are over. It’s been fun.

Jun 29, 2011
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Today a cotton ball attached itself to my skin and I had to rip it off.

It was very painful, I don’t recommend ever doing it.

Jun 29, 2011
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Waiting For The Boom

amazingatheist:

You know what must be an odd moment? When you see the grenade land next to you and you realize that you are too close to escape it, but too far away to toss it back. It’s going to explode, and you’re going to die or be maimed horribly. And even though the explosion is probably less than a second away, you do have a moment of waiting to do. I wonder what that moment feels like.   

I imagine it would be like “An Occurance at Owl Creek Bridge”. Your inevitable death may be only a second away, but your mind will take you to other places for what seems like hours.
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