That’s all I need for the rest of my life.
Seriously, whenever I’m bored, I go through the reblogs and read the replies when people add them. Some of them are so funny… for example, one person said “I have the weirdest boner” which made me almost choke on my sandwich and burst into laughter.
I’m pretty sure I’ve read them all by now, and I think the notes are starting to die down. I guess my 15 minutes of stupid tumblr fame are over. It’s been fun.
It was very painful, I don’t recommend ever doing it.
I imagine it would be like “An Occurance at Owl Creek Bridge”. Your inevitable death may be only a second away, but your mind will take you to other places for what seems like hours.
You know what must be an odd moment? When you see the grenade land next to you and you realize that you are too close to escape it, but too far away to toss it back. It’s going to explode, and you’re going to die or be maimed horribly. And even though the explosion is probably less than a second away, you do have a moment of waiting to do. I wonder what that moment feels like.